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Man, I went and watched this crap with a buddy. The only time I was frightened was after I left the theater, realizing I spent seven fucking dollars on this waste of celluloid. Plot was idiotic, with holes you could drive a truck through, horrible overacting, general stupidity, and nary any gore or scares. Hell, I was atleast expecting lots of gore. But no, I was let down. I feel violated. This movie betrayed my trust, and I will never forgive it for that.
Best line in the movie: "You've been wounded in the shoulder." I can just imagine Will Ferrell saying that, with the same delivery as Elwe. Hilarious.
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