Well considering what a real mascot does...that chicken is fake so if TFP were a ball game it would be a guy holding a rubber chicken to a beer bottle. Not very entertaining. Now a cute little REAL life skwerl drinkin out of a coke bottle with a straw is plenty entertaining and in my case would never get old. People would actually grow a little love of the little guy and totally cheer for the dude. Chalk another one down for the skwerl. And you better not eat him Joe!
Asta!!