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View Poll Results: PICK A NONSENSE MASCOT
duh... the chicken is getting totally wasted! 9 30.00%
omglol! the squirrel is doing coke! 17 56.67%
TIE: they both rule. can't we have two mascots? 0 0%
TIE: i don't give a flying burrito. mascots are stupid. 4 13.33%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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rubber chicken or the squirrel?

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Old 10-29-2004, 08:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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bern...........the song will be put forth saturday night.............


i named it......."damn the skwerlz".........buddy says he has some words.

we're on our way.



right.........so uh........yeah......i vote for the skwerl.
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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gotta be the chicken...FARK has the squirrel market sewn up already
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Old 10-30-2004, 02:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What about this squirrel?
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Old 10-30-2004, 05:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What about this squirrel?




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Old 11-01-2004, 01:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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had to vote for the skwerl...
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That chicken certainly is well into the bottle. One wonders what is done with it once it has gotten good and tipsy?
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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either one would look swell on my BBQ
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Old 11-01-2004, 05:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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either one would look swell on my BBQ


I knew it!!!!!!!


I fuckin' knew it............you do eat the skwerlz don't ya'........


....my god man.........wtf are you thinking??????
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Old 11-01-2004, 05:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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so this pic is actually skwerl meat isn't it joe?

see folks....joe and i send each other bbq shots ....and he told me this was tuna.......*cough*bullshit*cough*......





wait'll bern hears about this buddy...........man are you soooooo in trouble now.



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Old 11-01-2004, 07:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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OMGWTFBBQ??????

uncle phil eats the skwerlz??
noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*crosses sleeper jammies off of christmas shopping list*

//edit... oops... that's JOE eating them sweet innocent skwerlz.
sorry phil. yer sleeper jammies is back on the shopping list.

but by golly.... NO SLEEPER JAMMIES FOR JOE!!!
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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bern...........the song will be put forth saturday night.............


i named it......."damn the skwerlz".........buddy says he has some words.

we're on our way.



right.........so uh........yeah......i vote for the skwerl.

*bounces anxiously awaiting the new tune!*
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yeah alright....you figure it out!










what's done is done.........
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well considering what a real mascot does...that chicken is fake so if TFP were a ball game it would be a guy holding a rubber chicken to a beer bottle. Not very entertaining. Now a cute little REAL life skwerl drinkin out of a coke bottle with a straw is plenty entertaining and in my case would never get old. People would actually grow a little love of the little guy and totally cheer for the dude. Chalk another one down for the skwerl. And you better not eat him Joe!

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Old 11-01-2004, 08:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The squirrel has got my vote. He's a real cutie....
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Old 11-01-2004, 09:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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see joe...........nothin' but a world of hurt now my friend.........


....you never shoulda opened that can of worms eh.......or should i say skwerlz.........
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Old 11-01-2004, 09:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Dude, I'm for the chicken! BBQ away!
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Old 11-01-2004, 09:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Dude, I'm for the chicken! BBQ away!


me too.....as long as i don't hafta sit by joe when he eats his skwerl..........
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Old 11-02-2004, 12:35 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Skwerlz is gooooood eatin'.


*rubs tummy*
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Old 11-02-2004, 04:31 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Fried Squirrel

1 Squirrel, cleaned and quartered
1 Small onion, chopped
2 Stalks of celery, chopped
1 tsp. garlic powder
Salt & Pepper to taste
Place squirrel in pan and cover with water. Add onion and celery and season to taste. Boil squirrel for about 20 minutes. Remove from pan, rinse and let cool.
Batter
1 Cup flour
1 Egg
1/2 Cup of milk
1 tsp. onion powder
Salt and Pepper to taste
Mix all ingredients together until you have a smooth batter. Place squirrel sections in batter and deep fry until golden brown.
Serves 2


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Old 11-02-2004, 06:13 AM   #21 (permalink)
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squirrels kick ass!
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Old 11-02-2004, 01:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Looks more like the chicken is blowing the bottle than drinking it. Definitely the squirrel!
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Old 11-03-2004, 04:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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squirrel all the way...because they will bite your nuts

oh and if you piss them off enough they will use a MG on your ass.
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