Depressing? I'll give you depressing 
Back in the olden days, when Nefir was but a young lad growing up in Soviet Russia, he had a dog and a cat, both of them mongrels of some sort. When he and his parents left to Moscow, for an interview at the US embassy regarding political asylum, someone poisoned the dog and beat the cat to death. I still don't know why. Probably because they could.
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance
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