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Ok here's mine.
A friend came in from out of town, and me and two buddies took him out on the town. He's got a really bitchy wife who doesn't put out, so after an hour or two at the local club, he wanted to go to the titty bar. I had been working on some girl at the club, and I was in a bad mood and I had to go into work the next morning (Sunday) for a couple of hours. So I was a little pissed at this point, but I went.
As we walk in the strip club, this nice redhead is right by the door and she starts chatting us up. Right away, I said "Don't talk to me, I'm an asshole." She was like "What?", and I said "I'm an asshole, you don't want anything to do with me." and I went about my business. But this girl couldn't leave me alone. I was not actually rude, but just kinda standoffish all night and just moping around.
Towards the end of the night, somehow, I wound up getting a lap dance from her, I think my friend paid her, and I'm literally looking off to the side an ignoring her. Towards the end of the song, I just start talking about how I'm hungry and I can't wait to leave and go get something to eat. Suddenly, she's like "I'm hungry too, how about we get something and take it back to your house?" That woke me up, and I was like "Umm, ok, I'lll meet you at <local fast food joint> in 30 min." She actually showed. I bought her a burger, we went to my house and ate, showered, fucked, went to sleep.
The next morning I remember I gotta go into work. She's sound asleep. It was super early. I just left her there and went. On the way there, I realize I don't know her name. I call my best friend and I'm like "Do you remember what that chicks name was?" He didn't. I get home, she wakes up, we decide to go to breakfast at Denny's.
On the way, I just can't stand it anymore. I turn to her and say "BTW - what IS your name anyway?"
She says "Sarah, what's yours?". LOL. I called her a few times, saw her around, but that was it.
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