10-21-2004, 02:01 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Can you start the conversation? Besides it being common etiquette to, I don't really what type of encounter you're talking about.
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10-21-2004, 02:04 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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That's just it.... I have lots of sex, but for the life of me I've never had a "true" one time encounter. There are lots of girls that I've chatted with online who later came over and just fucked, but that's about it.
I was just curious if anyone had a truly erotic tale of the most intense kind of one time encounter. I apologize for breaking etiquette. |
10-21-2004, 02:42 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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ok there was this one time where I was sitting on a park bench and I encountered a half-eaten bagel. It was pretty strange. I mean, why wouldn't he eat the whole thing?
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10-21-2004, 06:46 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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This one time at band camp...
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10-21-2004, 09:49 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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But seriously, I don't think it's as tough to do as people make it out to be. I've never done it (don't know that I could), but I'm sure there are plenty of people who want sex badly enough. |
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10-22-2004, 09:00 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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I grew up in a college town. 18 year old girls with the internet and aol.
It's fucking easy. I probably slept with about 15 different girls that way. Usually one night stands. But it's always the same. "Well hey, I'm watching a move, want to come over?" Or it's just a blunt... "Why don't you come over and fuck me?" |
10-23-2004, 03:52 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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i had a 1 time once.. it was kinda hot kinda not.... i used to hang out in dennys and theese 2 hot chicks ( i was 17 most chicks were hot) needed a place to sit at like 2:30 in the morning. so i was like ok. well by like 5 the 1 was all i gotta go are you ready id use her name but i dont know it. and she was kinda hesitant and im like ill give you a ride.. well 1 thing 2 another and we ended up my place 3 min later we were naked 6 min later she was liek wrong hole.. and politley moved me to the "right 1" 45 seconds later we were getting dressed... i dropped her off somewhere.. cant remember what we talked about but im sure it interesting and whamo that was my first and so far only no name number nuttin........
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But I can't let that spelling/grammar go. I'm no English Professor, but please: Make it so we don't have to re-read your sentences in order to fully understand them. Please don't take it personally, as the content itself constitutes a quality post in this thread (at least in my mind; I'm not a mod, either).
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10-24-2004, 12:08 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Even if I weren't married, I doubt I'd pick up any chicks from online, for a random encounter especially. You invite some hot college student over, and at your door minutes later stands some lardass pizza boy <i>dressed</i> as a college girl.
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10-24-2004, 05:51 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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10-24-2004, 07:04 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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I was trying to rent a room in my place and a responder sent an email with a link to CraigsList. I clicked, and her little ad about herself as a roommate popped up. (Likes, food, cleaning, pets, etc.) That was pretty efficient, I thought.
I had heard about CraigsList, so I clicked on the homepage, and saw the listing for personals. Clicked on that, went to "casual encounters." (Not like I'm into that, but it's like being a voyeur into how others are going.) One ad after another from women wanting to be fucked, some on the spot, others complaining about rotten men and relationships and wanting Mr. Right. Some had the feel of paid sex, but I think you would have to get into an email exchange with the woman to know if she wanted cash. (She sure as hell wouldn't specifically list it out in the open.) So I think if someone has a private place, and is into the quick fuck, CraigsList in your community would work. (Mine is N. Calif area.) If you're sitting in North Dakota, I don't know how you would use the Internet for a quick one. |
10-24-2004, 07:09 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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My first time getting a quickie? When I was 14, on a church campout, in a large tent with other boys and girls. A 16 year old girl decided I was her "date" for the night, so she blew me up hard, then draped a sleeping bag over us and rode me til I felt good, really good. I was almost completely clueless, but I knew that was good, damn good. No protection that I remember. Two adolescent mammals doing what nature intended.
In the South, the girls know what they want. So my first time was also a quickie. |
10-24-2004, 07:20 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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Just re-read the mission again for this thread.
Strangest? I met a girl who on the first date wanted me to take her home to my place, explicitly. I took her home, got naked in bed, and then she started her trip. I figured out later that she had to feel "raped" to get off. But she didn't discuss it first. WHat she did was cuddle, get me in her, then act like I was forcing her. I completely freaked, backed off, then she pulled me in and demanded that I go after her again. I did, and she started the rape thing again. If she had said something first, I might have gotten into the role playing, but I think she was embarrassed about her need. So I finished what she wanted, but felt completely used and dirty, like I had done something wrong. She went home happy as a clam who'd soaked in Budweiser for the evening. Weird. But damn her body looked great in the candle light. She could have been a centerfold. Later I thought that maybe she had been abused by family members. She was late teens, and seriously screwed up. Never saw her again, and didn't find out more about her. |
10-25-2004, 02:28 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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Ok I got one. I was in Austin, TX at the time. A buddy and myself decided to go to a place called Joy (strip club). Well it was on a Wed. night so the place was pretty empty compared to a weekend. We sat down, had some drinks, talked about women, looked at some boobies....etc. Around 11pm we decided to pack it up...we both work at 8:30 at the same office.
So as we are leaving 2 girls are by the exit doors. They are dressed in reg clothes...not stripper gear. I dont pay much attention as they are talking to the girl at front. As we pass by one of the girls trips my buddy. He didnt FALL or anything but we both were kinda wondering what the hell was that for. She said something, as we opened the door to the parking lot. We didnt really make out what she said, so we just ignored it. As we are getting into my buds car they run up to us. They ask us for a ride. Now under the parking lot lights I can actually SEE them better...and wow...both very nice looking. We are both going hmmm....OK! Just then a truck full of guys passes us and shouts something to the girls about being a bitch. So one girl says to please hurry and lets go because that is her boyfriend. LOL. We thought about it again...and decided the possiblity of sex with the fine ladies outweighed getting our asses kicked....so we take off. Now here is the kicker. As we are driving down I-35, one girl starts crying. The other one is telling her "Screw Him" etc. She puts her arm around her and starts hugging and comforting her. Well...the crying stops. So I casualy turn around and the girls are liplocked! I nudge my bud and he looks in the rear-view mirror. We are both slient....kinda like seeing a deer and not wanting to scare it off. They KEEP going at it. Next thing we know a shirt is off. Then one has her pants down, going down on the other girl, with her ass between the front seats. So I get brave and start rubbing her ass. (FYI we are still on the freeway with CARS all around). My buddy gets into it as well....lol...driving with one hand groping with the other. This goes on for a while, and we finally pull off the freeway. By this time I am turned around in my seat, and am pulling one girls panties to the side so the other can go down on her better (arent I nice?). One girl seems to like it A LOT. They keep giving us directions to their apartment, and we keep just fondeling them while they do their thing. We are thinking we are sooo getting on a little group action soon. We finally arrived at the girls apartment. Well...outside the gate. One girl is kissing me a lot...and the other is getting pissed off at her. The girl grabs my hand and is telling me to get out of the car and go with them to the apt. The other one is pushing me back in the car, and telling my friend to leave. I am kind of freaking out. After much discussion, I say "Fuck this...we are out of here", and "mean" girl says something about yeah...get the fuck out of here you ass, which I am NOT (which is odd, because there are MANY guys out there that would have taken total advantage, forcefully, even with 2 fine girls getting it on in front of them). I blew it off, and we took off with blueballs pretty much. The good part? The bitchy girl left her purse. In it? A stripper thong, a paycheck for $2.29 from Joy Mens Club, and $256 dollars...mostly in 20's...but lots of ones as well. IF that one would have been less of a bitch, they would have got it back. Instead it went to the "Shouldnt have been a bitch drinking fund". It was an INTERESTING night |
10-25-2004, 05:24 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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I agree with that.. I used to do this in my single days too! Amazing how many girls accually came over for a "Good Time"
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10-25-2004, 05:50 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Ok here is my first really big post and the first semi private story that I have shared..
When I was 18 I moved to Edmonton, the bars were amazing compared to the city I was from. My buddy that I went out there with and I were out partying pretty much every night. We happened on a bar called the Thunder Dome about the third night.. It was a Thursday night.. "Lady's Night" where they had male strippers on from 7 -9 and then the men were allowed in.. We thought this was great!! What better then a bar full of hot horny women who are all wet! Well.. We pulled into the parking lot near the front doors and we witness this beautiful girl with long curly brown hair (I can still see her today) arguing with the bouncers.. no sooner then we see this she comes running over to the car and I open my window to see what she wants. She seems really impatient and you can tell she has had a few drinks , but I open the door anyway (as she is HOT).. She swings the door open and says to me "I want to suck your cock" (now this is by the front doors of the bar where there is a line up to get in.. ) at this time I am SUPER STUNED as I have NEVER heard of anything like this before (probably do to hick vile).So I say "What??" and she repeats her self "I want to suck your cock" and then she even says "Pleeeeaaaaaaaase" So as she is trying to undo my pants infront of all these people I say "woo woo hang on a sec why don't you get in" well by this time the bouncers see what is going on and they are on there way over to the car so I try hurry and get her in the back seat but as she is crawling in (small sports car) the bouncer yanks her out and they put her in a cab that is waiting in front of the bar.. Man what a night! I have never had anything like that ever happen to me before! One of those stories to tell the Grand kids I guess..
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10-28-2004, 06:39 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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Ok here's mine.
A friend came in from out of town, and me and two buddies took him out on the town. He's got a really bitchy wife who doesn't put out, so after an hour or two at the local club, he wanted to go to the titty bar. I had been working on some girl at the club, and I was in a bad mood and I had to go into work the next morning (Sunday) for a couple of hours. So I was a little pissed at this point, but I went. As we walk in the strip club, this nice redhead is right by the door and she starts chatting us up. Right away, I said "Don't talk to me, I'm an asshole." She was like "What?", and I said "I'm an asshole, you don't want anything to do with me." and I went about my business. But this girl couldn't leave me alone. I was not actually rude, but just kinda standoffish all night and just moping around. Towards the end of the night, somehow, I wound up getting a lap dance from her, I think my friend paid her, and I'm literally looking off to the side an ignoring her. Towards the end of the song, I just start talking about how I'm hungry and I can't wait to leave and go get something to eat. Suddenly, she's like "I'm hungry too, how about we get something and take it back to your house?" That woke me up, and I was like "Umm, ok, I'lll meet you at <local fast food joint> in 30 min." She actually showed. I bought her a burger, we went to my house and ate, showered, fucked, went to sleep. The next morning I remember I gotta go into work. She's sound asleep. It was super early. I just left her there and went. On the way there, I realize I don't know her name. I call my best friend and I'm like "Do you remember what that chicks name was?" He didn't. I get home, she wakes up, we decide to go to breakfast at Denny's. On the way, I just can't stand it anymore. I turn to her and say "BTW - what IS your name anyway?" She says "Sarah, what's yours?". LOL. I called her a few times, saw her around, but that was it. |
11-27-2004, 01:28 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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i was 15 suspended from school for a week but my mom and I were hiding it from my dad so I'd b forced to wander shopping centers during hours Im allegedly at school. This older mexican homosexual looking guy with plucked eyebrows, bald, weird, random, with english you couldnt understand...walked by, I asked the time, he got me to start kissing his gross-ness just by asking me to (!), he tried to finger me, I wouldnt let him. It was really gross. I guess I had low self esteem. He was a waiter about to get on his shift. It was really gross. He couldnt have been straight. god wtf hell is wrong wtih me. I didn't enjoy it. I just wanted to DO something damnit, life was coming along so lamely.
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11-27-2004, 03:50 PM | #27 (permalink) | |
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11-28-2004, 03:56 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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So a friend and I went out one night. We started out going to a club, which I'm not crazy about, but whatever. As long as there's alcohol there I can deal with it. So while we're there, this girl comes up and starts talking to me. We bullshit for about half an hour or so, and I leave to go to the bathroom. Anyway, before we leave I give her my number and dont really think about it again. We go to another bar where my friend is meeting some chick, hang out there for a while, and leave to go to another bar near my house. Right about the time the bar is closing, I get a phone call from the girl I met earlier. She's asking me to go pick her up because she's in a fight with her friends. I go pick her up, get home, and I dont remember a thing after that.
I woke up the next day to this girl sitting on my bed staring at me. My exact words were: "What the fuck are you doing here?" She reminds me that I picked her up the night before, and I start remembering things more clearly as I start waking up. Anyway, neither of us could remember having sex the night before, but there were a couple condom wrappers on my floor. So I suggest that since we couldn't remember it maybe we should do it again so we'll have a good recollection of it. I still cant believe that actually worked! She called a couple times after that, but nothing ever happened again. Too bad, she was pretty fun. |
12-18-2004, 04:31 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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Went out to a club in the city with friends, and all in all, other than there being a massive fight, it was an ordinary night. On the way home while i was driving, my friend phil, who was ripped on X, got a booty call from a chick called Jess. Being a booty call and all, she wanted sex. Anyway, there were three of us in the car, me Phil and Dean. After a few messages back and forth, phil had arranged for Jess to come over to his place.
Dean, who was also ripped on X, asked phil to ask Jess if she had any horny friends, and the reply was yes, but just one. That meant 3 dudes, 2 chicks. Do the maths. The two girls came over and phil and Jess disappeared into the bedroom which left me, Dean and a chick who'll i'll call Gollum. She had a hot little body, but looked like Gollum. Anyway, we were talking for a while and it looked like nothing was going to happen. Then she tells me that she's pissed off. i ask "why" and she replies, i thought i was going to get fucked tonight. Then she jumped me and my fingers were in her vagina no more than 15 seconds later. After a bit of that, Dean comes over and asks if he can join in and we both agree. So we take it to Phil's brother's room and fuck Gollum every and which way, during which she says "this is every girls fantasy". This is while she's got a penis in her ass and one in her vagina. While i used protection, i still got an STD test the next day. Luckily, it came back clear. I've never seen her since and that was the night i lost my virginity. |
12-19-2004, 05:39 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
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My weirdest one-timer was hanging out with a female friend of a good friend, who came into town on business. We were both horny, and had known each other for about 3 hours before we kicked my friend out of her hotel room so we could fuck. It wasn't even that good. It was more so I could tell him that I fucked his friend. It was an asshole thing to do, but I was younger and dumber, and gave me some great ammo whenever we'd be giving each other shit.
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12-19-2004, 09:40 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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One night, my wife and I had invited a couple over to swing with. She was an adorable redhead, and he was an average bookish looking guy. All in all, not too bad. The redhead was a firecracker in bed. She made out with my wife for an hour, then pulled me on-top of her, so i could join in.
My wife went to go do the other guy, and he started to get weird. After I made the redhead cum, she returned the favor. Then I noticed that my wife and the guy were just kind of watching us. The redhead went out for a cigarette with her guy...and got into a HUGE argument. Guess it turned out her was really not ready to swing, and he was feeling weird. They came in about 15 mins later looking happier, but were totally surprised that we were sitting there dressed. They asked "We are done?" I responded with a clear affirmative. We escorted them out, and had a long laugh....
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