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He repeats "Hello?" "Hello?"
*click*
John exclaims, "WHO is this prick that calls me every morning & hangs up on me?"
He then ponders, "why do i keep brushing my teeth <i>before</i> i eat my breakfast?" as he observes that the piece of toast he'd only taken a single bite of is now in the floor being swiftly polished off my his dog, Samuel.
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