"We are members of the same secret society! Hire me or the Grand Baboon will spank you with a spoon at the next meeting!" (Written in secret society code)
Nah, if you don't have a resume as impressive as denim, some hobbies can fill out nicely, to show what a hard-working, honest and wholesome person you are, such as volunteer work, sports, scouting, church stuff.
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