O.K neutone/non-Yoda,
I'm freely willing to accept that I have a soul. And due to my soul, a 'higher self' that is able to transcend physical constraints and mental assumptions such as the body, time, coincidence...
My 'higher self' has access to the past and the future. And through prayer/listening to my inner self, I am able to affect certain events in my life to come.
And with this new enlightment and ability, all you got was a foot massage?
Could you not explain the process further? Give some better examples of how this worked for you? And if you've now lost the ability, what do you attribute that to, have you now lost you soul?
I'm optimistic that you actually believe part (if not all) of what you're claiming...