Ok I got one. I was in Austin, TX at the time. A buddy and myself decided to go to a place called Joy (strip club). Well it was on a Wed. night so the place was pretty empty compared to a weekend. We sat down, had some drinks, talked about women, looked at some boobies....etc. Around 11pm we decided to pack it up...we both work at 8:30 at the same office.
So as we are leaving 2 girls are by the exit doors. They are dressed in reg clothes...not stripper gear. I dont pay much attention as they are talking to the girl at front. As we pass by one of the girls trips my buddy. He didnt FALL or anything but we both were kinda wondering what the hell was that for. She said something, as we opened the door to the parking lot. We didnt really make out what she said, so we just ignored it.
As we are getting into my buds car they run up to us. They ask us for a ride. Now under the parking lot lights I can actually SEE them better...and wow...both very nice looking. We are both going hmmm....OK! Just then a truck full of guys passes us and shouts something to the girls about being a bitch. So one girl says to please hurry and lets go because that is her boyfriend. LOL. We thought about it again...and decided the possiblity of sex with the fine ladies outweighed getting our asses kicked....so we take off.
Now here is the kicker. As we are driving down I-35, one girl starts crying. The other one is telling her "Screw Him" etc. She puts her arm around her and starts hugging and comforting her. Well...the crying stops. So I casualy turn around and the girls are liplocked! I nudge my bud and he looks in the rear-view mirror. We are both slient....kinda like seeing a deer and not wanting to scare it off. They KEEP going at it. Next thing we know a shirt is off. Then one has her pants down, going down on the other girl, with her ass between the front seats. So I get brave and start rubbing her ass. (FYI we are still on the freeway with CARS all around). My buddy gets into it as well....lol...driving with one hand groping with the other.
This goes on for a while, and we finally pull off the freeway. By this time I am turned around in my seat, and am pulling one girls panties to the side so the other can go down on her better (arent I nice?). One girl seems to like it A LOT. They keep giving us directions to their apartment, and we keep just fondeling them while they do their thing. We are thinking we are sooo getting on a little group action soon.
We finally arrived at the girls apartment. Well...outside the gate. One girl is kissing me a lot...and the other is getting pissed off at her. The girl grabs my hand and is telling me to get out of the car and go with them to the apt. The other one is pushing me back in the car, and telling my friend to leave. I am kind of freaking out. After much discussion, I say "Fuck this...we are out of here", and "mean" girl says something about yeah...get the fuck out of here you ass, which I am NOT (which is odd, because there are MANY guys out there that would have taken total advantage, forcefully, even with 2 fine girls getting it on in front of them). I blew it off, and we took off with blueballs pretty much.
The good part? The bitchy girl left her purse. In it? A stripper thong, a paycheck for $2.29 from Joy Mens Club, and $256 dollars...mostly in 20's...but lots of ones as well. IF that one would have been less of a bitch, they would have got it back. Instead it went to the "Shouldnt have been a bitch drinking fund". It was an INTERESTING night
