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to the great man who made this fine piece of cinematic brilliance,
sir, i salute you. you are indeed a fine young visionary who seriously needs a wider stage on which to perform your art. one day i too hope to try and emulate the work of such masters as Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O by skateboarding my way off a cliff and then getting up and grinning like a gibbon, while still on fire with fake blood squirting from my scalp and an alligator thrashing my penis from side to side.
best of luck with that glamorous gash on your head. that battle scar is almost as worthy as if it were earned in prison, while being bashed and raped by ten bikies, you should wear it with pride under that strange black blob.
i very much look forward to your next foray into the world of self-mutilation and stupid stunts. i hope next time you fuck up it will be the local governments fault, so that you can sue and have the tax payers pay for your next ten films.
best of luck,
a true fan.
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Ohayo!!!
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