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Old 10-21-2004, 07:56 PM   #30 (permalink)
ngdawg
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Location: on the back, bitch
Neighbors had a big German Shepherd mix named Prince. Prince barked at anything that moved. One night, thieves were going into the cars on our street taking whatever they could, including a bag of chips from one car-then they went into the neighbor's garage and of course, Prince barked up a storm. No one cared...we were shouting out the window at the dog to shut up...his owners never investigated and discovered the next morning that they'd been robbed.
Moral: big dog don't mean shit unless his bite is worse than his bark.
Sorry, Fly...I've been robbed a few times, including at knifepoint-I feel your disgust.
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