DO NOT stand under the forklift.
DO NOT leap off the scaffolds.
DO NOT fling yourself off the scissor-lift and plummet to your death.
DO NOT crush yourself with large dangerous heavy machinery.
DO NOT stick your hand into the gears.
DO NOT do song-and-dance numbers when you're thirty feet up in the lift.
DO NOT put your hand into the acid.
DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift.
Hey! What did I say about the acid?
You'd be
amazed how many people insist on using the Genie-lift in the height of a hurricane.
Stay away from the killer vending machine.
DO NOT vote Republican.
Do I really have to
tell you that explosions are dangerous?
DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan.