Retarded machinery labels - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Snakeyes · 05-11-2003, 02:00 PM

DO NOT stand under the forklift.

DO NOT leap off the scaffolds.

DO NOT fling yourself off the scissor-lift and plummet to your death.

DO NOT crush yourself with large dangerous heavy machinery.

DO NOT stick your hand into the gears.

DO NOT do song-and-dance numbers when you're thirty feet up in the lift.

DO NOT put your hand into the acid.

DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift.

Hey! What did I say about the acid?

You'd be amazed how many people insist on using the Genie-lift in the height of a hurricane.

Stay away from the killer vending machine.

DO NOT vote Republican.

Do I really have to tell you that explosions are dangerous?

DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan.

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 03:08 PM

I love those. Absolutey incredible.

cchris · 05-11-2003, 06:04 PM

DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift.

DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan.

Bwahahahahaha

uber1 · 05-11-2003, 07:49 PM

i love that kind of stuff. makes you wonder who makes them up.

phyzix525 · 05-12-2003, 01:09 PM

sadly, someone had to have done those things in order to have to put a label on them.

Eviltree · 05-12-2003, 04:05 PM

those sure are some strange labels

apetaster · 05-12-2003, 05:08 PM

Funnies here too. Made the mistake of viewing this while on a conference call a few months back.

http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/

GoldenOuroboros · 05-12-2003, 05:40 PM

lol..
But in all reality those are there because people have been hurt because of DOING it...

GM2 · 05-12-2003, 08:04 PM

Funny captions, but I'm afraid every one of those labels are on some machine because someone has done the exact thing it says not to do.

oxymorphone · 05-12-2003, 09:11 PM

carouse merrily in the lift....
heh heh heh

Zooksport2 · 05-13-2003, 02:15 PM

Some new one there. thanks

05-11-2003, 02:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Snakeyes Loser Location: Toronto	Retarded machinery labels DO NOT stand under the forklift. DO NOT leap off the scaffolds. DO NOT fling yourself off the scissor-lift and plummet to your death. DO NOT crush yourself with large dangerous heavy machinery. DO NOT stick your hand into the gears. DO NOT do song-and-dance numbers when you're thirty feet up in the lift. DO NOT put your hand into the acid. DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift. Hey! What did I say about the acid? You'd be amazed how many people insist on using the Genie-lift in the height of a hurricane. Stay away from the killer vending machine. DO NOT vote Republican. Do I really have to tell you that explosions are dangerous? DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan.

05-11-2003, 03:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I love those. Absolutey incredible. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 06:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift. DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan. Bwahahahahaha __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-11-2003, 07:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
uber1 Crazy	i love that kind of stuff. makes you wonder who makes them up. __________________ tubulartuddles

05-12-2003, 01:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
phyzix525 Psycho Location: Broken Arrow, OK	sadly, someone had to have done those things in order to have to put a label on them. __________________ It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time

05-12-2003, 04:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	those sure are some strange labels

05-12-2003, 05:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	Funnies here too. Made the mistake of viewing this while on a conference call a few months back. http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/

05-12-2003, 05:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	lol.. But in all reality those are there because people have been hurt because of DOING it... __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

05-12-2003, 08:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	Funny captions, but I'm afraid every one of those labels are on some machine because someone has done the exact thing it says not to do.

05-12-2003, 09:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
oxymorphone Upright Location: under a rock	carouse merrily in the lift.... heh heh heh

05-13-2003, 02:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Some new one there. thanks __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd