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05-11-2003, 02:00 PM
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Loser
Location: Toronto
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Retarded machinery labels
 DO NOT stand under the forklift. DO NOT leap off the scaffolds.  DO NOT fling yourself off the scissor-lift and plummet to your death. DO NOT crush yourself with large dangerous heavy machinery. DO NOT stick your hand into the gears. DO NOT do song-and-dance numbers when you're thirty feet up in the lift. DO NOT put your hand into the acid. DO NOT throw a party and drink champagne and carouse merrily while in the lift. Hey! What did I say about the acid? You'd be amazed how many people insist on using the Genie-lift in the height of a hurricane. Stay away from the killer vending machine. DO NOT vote Republican. Do I really have to tell you that explosions are dangerous? DO NOT hit people in the head with the dustpan. |
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05-12-2003, 01:09 PM
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Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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sadly, someone had to have done those things in order to have to put a label on them.
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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time |
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05-12-2003, 05:08 PM
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Insane
Location: P.R. Mass.
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Funnies here too. Made the mistake of viewing this while on a conference call a few months back.
http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/ |
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05-13-2003, 02:15 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Some new one there. thanks
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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