Normally they dont bother me that much, but this one time comming home piss drunk one scared me half to death.
I was walking up the steps piss drunk after a night out, we have one of those sensor lights but it wont turn on until your right up near the door. Im moving my hand forward to put my key in the keyhole when the light turns on. A MASSIVE huntsman is running across the door in the direction of my hand. I FREAK and fall backwards. After getting up and making sure no one had seen me fall on my ass I look at the door again. The huge spider has stopped right over the keyhole. Being a big sissy i decided to jump the side gate and go in the back
