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Mens dictionary for womens personal ads
40-ish. = 49
Adventurous = Will sleep with all your buddies
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Has a face like an arse
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Bad hair and no dress sense
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former slut
Fun = Annoying
Gentle = Dull
Good listner = Autistic
New-age = Body hair problems
Open minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and embarrissing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Poet = Depressive
Professional = Bitch
Romantic = Frigid
Social = Fanny like a clowns pocket
Cuddly = Fat
Voluptuous = Very fat
Large lady = Hugely fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker
Widow = Murderer
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