CityOfAngels

If you could punish the inventors of pop-ups, spam, and spyware, what would you have done to them?

Personally, I'd give them a choice between a and b:
a) Hire different people to follow them around, watching their every move. Whenever they engage in a conversation, one of them will walk up and interrupt the conversation every 10 seconds. While they're walking down the street, every 10 seconds someone will come up and trip them. They are not allowed to use any type of electronic device. Their water and gas will be shut off every 5 minutes, and won't come back on for another half-hour. After every bite of food, someone will come up and steal the meal, forcing them to buy a new one after each bite. This will last for the rest of thier lives.
or...
b) Boil them in a large vat of oil; slowly lowering them into the oil until they're stomach-deep and then just drop 'em in.

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