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Rhyming Slang
Not sure if this is big in NZ, but over here, especially with the boys, rhyming slang rears it's head whenever possible. Here's a few of my favourites...
Pig's ear/Britney Spears: Beer/Beers - "Pass me a coupla Britney Spears will ya?"
Harold Holt: Leave - "Where's Latch?" "Oh, he's done the Harold Holt"
Jimmy Riddle: Piss - "Shit I'm bustin for a Jimmy Riddle"
Bobby Lim: Swim - "Who's up for a Bobby Lim?"
My all time favourite...
Jayden Leski: Eski, also known as a 'Moe Toddler' - "Shit I hope someone remembered to bring a Moe Toddler" or "There's shitloads of pig's ears in the Jayden Leski mate"
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