The other day, in the bathroom after I hosed the little beast down. when I took her out of the tub she turned to me, and proudly announced "I gonna fart!" She squatted a little, make a funny face and let one rip! My jaw hit the ground, after which she inquired "Again?" Now that cracked me right the hell up and I said "Sure!" So she repeated her performance and cracked of a louder and slightly longer one! She looked at me, almost paralyzed with laughter, and said "I gonna fart again!" and she did!! She looked at me and once more inquired "Again?" With tears of laughter, I said "Sure! No! Wait!" because at this point I realized that I could be the happy grand pappy of a bouncing baby turd if she had kept it up like that!
Today, after hosing her off this morning, she ran into the living room to visit with our house guest, and on her way out, I said: "Sweetie! Fart!" She assumed her position, and cracked a little one off!
I'm so proud!
