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Old 10-13-2004, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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~sigh~ I'm so proud: A Father's pride!

The other day, in the bathroom after I hosed the little beast down. when I took her out of the tub she turned to me, and proudly announced "I gonna fart!" She squatted a little, make a funny face and let one rip! My jaw hit the ground, after which she inquired "Again?" Now that cracked me right the hell up and I said "Sure!" So she repeated her performance and cracked of a louder and slightly longer one! She looked at me, almost paralyzed with laughter, and said "I gonna fart again!" and she did!! She looked at me and once more inquired "Again?" With tears of laughter, I said "Sure! No! Wait!" because at this point I realized that I could be the happy grand pappy of a bouncing baby turd if she had kept it up like that!

Today, after hosing her off this morning, she ran into the living room to visit with our house guest, and on her way out, I said: "Sweetie! Fart!" She assumed her position, and cracked a little one off!

I'm so proud!
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Old 10-13-2004, 08:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO oh man that is so great. You should tape it and use it as blackmail when she grows up to be a teenager! Or things to talk about with your daughters SO.
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Old 10-13-2004, 08:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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:lmao: That's hysterical.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Jay, That's some priceless suff man!!!
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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How old is she?
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The real question is "Has your wife found out yet?"
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dood. solid. seriously, like nuvdar sez, get it on film...show it to her prom date...
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Farting on command..that's hilarious.
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Old 10-14-2004, 04:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That little girl is my hero. GET IT ON TAPE.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that is so funny! on command. i am proud!
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Old 10-15-2004, 03:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The real question is "Has your wife found out yet?"
I think we would have felt the world stop spinning.
I have a similiar story. When my wife didn't see the humor as I did, I had no idea she could shoot flames out of the top of her head. I blacked out from the heat, but I think she turned green and ripped her clothes.
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Aren't kids the best? My wife was dressing my 3 year old son one morning and asked him if he'd like to wear this shirt, those pants, whatever. Finally she asked if he'd like to wear his red socks, and he looked at her and said "Mommy, red socks suck!" Well, she knew exactly where that came from and I got a nastygram in my e-mail asking why our precious little angel says that. I told her wait until you ask him if he wants to go see the dolphins at the aquarium.

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Old 10-18-2004, 07:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Finally she asked if he'd like to wear his red socks, and he looked at her and said "Mommy, red socks suck!"
your child is very well trained... buy him a really good toy - he's earned it...
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Isn't it hilarious what the little tikes lay on ya sometimes?
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:19 AM   #15 (permalink)
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My kid farted, looked up at his mom and said excitedly, "that's what a donkey says!"

WTF?
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Old 10-19-2004, 12:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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My 18 month old girl has taken to laughing her socks off when she farts.


That was when I truly knew she was mine.......
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Old 10-19-2004, 11:03 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I said "Sure! No! Wait!" because at this point I realized that I could be the happy grand pappy of a bouncing baby turd if she had kept it up like that!
I have been the recipient of that fun before. Yuck! In the tub is one of the worst places for that type of activity.
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Old 10-19-2004, 12:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Years ago, my friends son came running into the garage and said to his dad "listen to this!" and proceeded to bend over and grunt, his face going bright red, stops suddenly shouts "oh no too far" and runs away holding his butt. damn kids are funny. My daughter who is 6 months old can let the longest rippers go, amazing for such a small package! just like her mom
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Old 10-19-2004, 12:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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we've got 3 boys...

farting is a pretty regular activity in our house.
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Old 10-22-2004, 05:40 AM   #20 (permalink)
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"Sweetie! Fart!"
You are my hero.
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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damn all i can my kid to do is say " what do you say"
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