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If I were you I would try to use another girl to forget about your ex. This can be as simple as trolling your local grocery store for ladies. Usually the best catches hang around the fresh fruits and vegetables. A good pick up line would be to spend some time near fruits and when a possible mate approaches said fruit, say something like "I can never tell when they are ripe. Might you guide me?" This gives her the impression that you have inferred based on her appearance that she is knowledgable, and also that you're not intimidated by her looks enough to keep your mouth shut. After she says something, make a derogatory comment like "Well, you may not know shit about fruit, but you've got great hair." Even if her hair sucks. Most women will not visit Stop and Shop without a mate unless they are single. This is a scientific fact I have learned from reading articles on the internet constantly. You may heed my advice, or not.
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