Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community - View Single Post - to drink with your new "assault weapon," kalashnikov vodka

daswig · 10-10-2004, 08:55 PM

hey folks...before you go running out blowing big bucks on this, read their promotional material. They get the water from Lake Ladoga. The water alone (do to serious, SERIOUS pollution) is guaranteed to make your babies come out with three eyes, BEFORE they distill it into vodka.

Mass urination into lake Ladoga would qualify as an IMPROVEMENT project. Cool brand name, BAD idea.

10-10-2004, 08:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
daswig Banned Location: BFE	hey folks...before you go running out blowing big bucks on this, read their promotional material. They get the water from Lake Ladoga. The water alone (do to serious, SERIOUS pollution) is guaranteed to make your babies come out with three eyes, BEFORE they distill it into vodka. Mass urination into lake Ladoga would qualify as an IMPROVEMENT project. Cool brand name, BAD idea.