to drink with your new "assault weapon," kalashnikov vodka - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Scipio · 09-20-2004, 05:29 PM

http://www.growingbusinessmag.co.uk/YeGAFyBoF2HDRg.html

(as seen on Fark)

This is cool as hell. I'd get some if I could.

Moonduck · 09-20-2004, 06:12 PM

Yup, I'm gonna pester the local drink-sellers to see if we can get some in.I've got a buddy that bartends too, maybe I'll see if he can get some.

Comrade Kalishnikov is one of the all-time greats. The coolest quote I've read of his though was that he wanted to make something that would truly help his people... like a lawnmower =)

MSD · 09-20-2004, 08:32 PM

I'm already trying to track down a bottle, even if just for novelty value.

Scipio · 09-20-2004, 09:01 PM

Oh, and I just noticed: the bottle is half empty.

kinsaj · 09-20-2004, 11:01 PM

Yeah... they come in bottles shaped like AK's too. Saw a pic a while ago but I'm not sure if they were sold publically.

hrdwareguy · 09-21-2004, 06:58 AM

But I'm sure we all agree, drinking and gun's don't mix. Ever.

Moonduck · 09-21-2004, 10:38 AM

Goes without saying, IMO. Basic, fundamental gun-handling rule there.

Blistex · 09-23-2004, 02:00 AM

Hey!!!!

That looks like they copied STG-44 Vodka!

peeweesbigbong · 09-25-2004, 07:42 AM

Ive heard it tastes like paint thinner, but hey! I want a bottle too!

then at work i could drink up Kalishnikov while im building AK's!

Draconis · 10-03-2004, 10:28 AM

Man, why is it that ever since the Iron Curtain fell, everything has gotten so much better over there. Now they have alcohol custom made for their guns that's way higher proof than the ones we custom make. Oh well, guess I'm drinking twice as much Colt 45 now.

MSD · 10-06-2004, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hrdwareguy

But I'm sure we all agree, drinking and gun's don't mix. Ever.

I put away the steak knives when people are going to be drinking.

ComfortablyNumb · 10-06-2004, 08:23 AM

I got bought a bottle of this buy a friend who was out in Moscow visiting. It tastes like piss compared to their native Stolichnaya.

daswig · 10-10-2004, 08:55 PM

hey folks...before you go running out blowing big bucks on this, read their promotional material. They get the water from Lake Ladoga. The water alone (do to serious, SERIOUS pollution) is guaranteed to make your babies come out with three eyes, BEFORE they distill it into vodka.

Mass urination into lake Ladoga would qualify as an IMPROVEMENT project. Cool brand name, BAD idea.

09-20-2004, 05:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	to drink with your new "assault weapon," kalashnikov vodka http://www.growingbusinessmag.co.uk/YeGAFyBoF2HDRg.html (as seen on Fark) This is cool as hell. I'd get some if I could. __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

09-20-2004, 09:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	Oh, and I just noticed: the bottle is half empty. __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

09-20-2004, 11:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	Yeah... they come in bottles shaped like AK's too. Saw a pic a while ago but I'm not sure if they were sold publically. __________________ boom

09-21-2004, 06:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	But I'm sure we all agree, drinking and gun's don't mix. Ever. __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

10-03-2004, 10:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
Draconis Insane Location: Normandy, June of '44	Man, why is it that ever since the Iron Curtain fell, everything has gotten so much better over there. Now they have alcohol custom made for their guns that's way higher proof than the ones we custom make. Oh well, guess I'm drinking twice as much Colt 45 now. __________________ STEVE MCKENNA!

09-20-2004, 06:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	Yup, I'm gonna pester the local drink-sellers to see if we can get some in.I've got a buddy that bartends too, maybe I'll see if he can get some. Comrade Kalishnikov is one of the all-time greats. The coolest quote I've read of his though was that he wanted to make something that would truly help his people... like a lawnmower =)

09-20-2004, 08:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I'm already trying to track down a bottle, even if just for novelty value.

09-21-2004, 10:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	Goes without saying, IMO. Basic, fundamental gun-handling rule there.

09-23-2004, 02:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blistex Psycho Location: Tiger I Turret	Hey!!!! That looks like they copied STG-44 Vodka!

09-25-2004, 07:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
peeweesbigbong Tilted	Ive heard it tastes like paint thinner, but hey! I want a bottle too! then at work i could drink up Kalishnikov while im building AK's!

10-06-2004, 08:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
ComfortablyNumb Upright	I got bought a bottle of this buy a friend who was out in Moscow visiting. It tastes like piss compared to their native Stolichnaya.

10-10-2004, 08:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
daswig Banned Location: BFE	hey folks...before you go running out blowing big bucks on this, read their promotional material. They get the water from Lake Ladoga. The water alone (do to serious, SERIOUS pollution) is guaranteed to make your babies come out with three eyes, BEFORE they distill it into vodka. Mass urination into lake Ladoga would qualify as an IMPROVEMENT project. Cool brand name, BAD idea.