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CityOfAngels · 10-01-2004, 09:40 AM

Some things you must remember:

1) Women love assholes.
2) Don't focus all of your attention on one woman who doesn't even have interest in you.
3) She's your friend. Be happy for her.
4) There's always more than meets the eye for every person, and it's apparent that she sees that in him.
5) Quit being so insecure. Just because you never asked her out doesn't mean you never had a chance with her.
6) Go out and bang someone hotter than she is. It'll really make you feel better.

P.S. Being fat doesn't always equal to no game. I'm a bit chunky, and I was able to bang the girl of my dreams from high school, AND I have her best friend on my jock. Albeit I'm not Kingpin-sized, I am 230+ lbs and only 6'2".

10-01-2004, 09:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
CityOfAngels Oh shit it's Wayne Brady! Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.	Some things you must remember: 1) Women love assholes. 2) Don't focus all of your attention on one woman who doesn't even have interest in you. 3) She's your friend. Be happy for her. 4) There's always more than meets the eye for every person, and it's apparent that she sees that in him. 5) Quit being so insecure. Just because you never asked her out doesn't mean you never had a chance with her. 6) Go out and bang someone hotter than she is. It'll really make you feel better. P.S. Being fat doesn't always equal to no game. I'm a bit chunky, and I was able to bang the girl of my dreams from high school, AND I have her best friend on my jock. Albeit I'm not Kingpin-sized, I am 230+ lbs and only 6'2". Last edited by CityOfAngels; 10-01-2004 at 09:42 AM..