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Originally Posted by Ella
How's the love life now, Meri? Or are you saving yourself for sweet Ella?
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Love life stinks. My house-o single-mum went back to her loose cannon ex, the ugly chick from home is off the piss so I never run into her, and the ex-girlfriend will probably never talk to me again after I told her I wasn't going to Sydney, then ran into her at the Swans-Essendon game, and when she rang later on for an explaination I thought I'd give the lads a laugh by telling her I wasn't interested in upgrading my car insurance.
What's wrong with the women of today?
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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