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long joke but funnnny
So these 3 dudes die and go to heaven when the each get in front of Saint Peter
his says aight tell me how you u died and if its funny ill let you in
The first guy get up there oh i am in for sure here is how i died I came home to my
apartment to my wife nude on the bed and i just knew she was cheatin on me so i searched
my entire apartment and couldnt find him i was totally pissed So i went out on my
32nd floor balcony to smoke I looked over the rail and i saw a naked man hangin on so
i started kickin em and he wouldnt fall so i went got a hammer and bashed his head and he
fell but the SOB didnt die just broke his legs i was furios so i went got my damn fridge
and went to drop on him i slipped and fell to my death
Saint peter bust out laughin says ur in
2nd guy walks up and Saint Peter tells him the same thing man goes oh i am in for sure
So i was sunbathin nude on my 33rd floor balcony and i rolled over to get my drink and
slipped but i luckly grabbed the balcony below when this man comes out to smoke and starts
kickin me but hell i am not lettin go i just survied death i aint dyin then he gets a
hammer and beats me in the head and i just lost conscious and fell But i still didnt die
then the man threw his fridge at me and that did me in
Saint Peter just rolls laughin says ur in man
3rd guy comes up Saint peter tells him the same thing Mans goes oh this is easy i am in
So i was fucking this mans wife and he came home And went to hide in his fridge....
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