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Old 09-27-2004, 04:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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long joke but funnnny

So these 3 dudes die and go to heaven when the each get in front of Saint Peter
his says aight tell me how you u died and if its funny ill let you in

The first guy get up there oh i am in for sure here is how i died I came home to my
apartment to my wife nude on the bed and i just knew she was cheatin on me so i searched
my entire apartment and couldnt find him i was totally pissed So i went out on my
32nd floor balcony to smoke I looked over the rail and i saw a naked man hangin on so
i started kickin em and he wouldnt fall so i went got a hammer and bashed his head and he
fell but the SOB didnt die just broke his legs i was furios so i went got my damn fridge
and went to drop on him i slipped and fell to my death

Saint peter bust out laughin says ur in

2nd guy walks up and Saint Peter tells him the same thing man goes oh i am in for sure
So i was sunbathin nude on my 33rd floor balcony and i rolled over to get my drink and
slipped but i luckly grabbed the balcony below when this man comes out to smoke and starts
kickin me but hell i am not lettin go i just survied death i aint dyin then he gets a
hammer and beats me in the head and i just lost conscious and fell But i still didnt die
then the man threw his fridge at me and that did me in

Saint Peter just rolls laughin says ur in man

3rd guy comes up Saint peter tells him the same thing Mans goes oh this is easy i am in
So i was fucking this mans wife and he came home And went to hide in his fridge....
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Old 09-27-2004, 04:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Pretty funny. Next time go for grammer, capitolization, and punctuation. It makes the joke easier to read.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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sorry i r suck at grammer
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Old 09-28-2004, 01:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Pretty funny. Next time go for grammer, capitolization, and punctuation. It makes the joke easier to read.
it's "grammar"
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Old 09-28-2004, 04:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Pretty funny. Next time go for grammer, capitolization, and punctuation. It makes the joke easier to read.
...and "capitalization."
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by willravel
Pretty funny. Next time go for grammer, capitolization, and punctuation. It makes the joke easier to read.
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it's "grammar"
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...and "capitalization."
Hahahah! That was even funnier than the joke.
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Old 09-30-2004, 06:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dear God, this could be my next signature.

"i r suck at grammer"

It works on so many levels.
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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the joke was good, but so far the responsed have been funnier...
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Old 10-01-2004, 06:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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its responses not responsed...
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Old 10-01-2004, 06:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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warriorbuddha,
its responses not responsed...
It's It's. And that was most likely a typo due to the S key being so close to the D key.
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Old 10-01-2004, 08:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Owh, I heard this joke before

and it was fully punctuated :P hahaa..

just playing man, just playing
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