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Originally Posted by DJ Happy
Q (from interested/bored person): "Has anyone ever had someone piss inside them during sex?"
A (from dizzy tart): "Yes. It wasn't his fault though. He was very drunk."
Q: "What was it like?"
A: "Well, it didn't taste very nice..."
Silence.
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Hot damn you had me rolling on that one!
Okay ex-co-worker and I were talking about the upcoming Texas-Texas Tech game. I told her UT would win and she said TT would win. So I look at her and ask her if she wants to put a bet on it. She looks up at me and says, "I don't do blowjobs!" "Oh shit, did I just say that out loud?"
Same co worker. We're going out to measure the distance between two wells, farming irrigation wells. We're driving around many corn fields and she blurts out, "You know, fucking in a corn field is very uncomfortable!"