Okay, I've got two, both were at the same time. It was a holiday party. I'm talking with two women, and we are feeling really good. The one says, "I would never have anal sex, that's disgusting", the other then says, "I don't like it, but I do it because he gets done some much faster". I almost fell off my chair!
Same ladies, we're talking about this other girl (she was 18) and how she told one of the women she was frigid. Well, she walks up to us, and say, "I'm so frigid", we all just busted out and laughed for like a half hour. Thank you's go to the liquor!
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