A drunk Cajun left the bar one night and lost control of his car on the way home. He finally came to a rest after flipping his car through seven or eight rolls, and calmly waited for the highway patrol to arrive.
When the patrolman arrived, he took one look at the accident scene, shook his head, and approached the Cajun. He asked, "Sir, are you drunk?"
The Cajun pulled himself up straight and tall and retorted, "Hell, yeah. You don't think I'm one of those damn reckless drivers, do you?"
(a classic from Justin Wilson)
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