Ok since you asked for ground rules, here they are:
1. It is a fight to the death. The bear kills you or you kill the bear. (two will enter, one will leave)
2. You get a baseball bat to beat up the enraged panda.
3. If you win, you get 25,000$ (but if you lose, you get NOTHING because you're dead.)
4. The panda is angry. It will not listen to reason, narcotics, or foodstuffs. It's just you, a baseball bat, and an angry panda bear.
Depending on the responses, I might propose another unlikely matchup.
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