My ex used to rub on the wrong side of my vagina when he was down on me (no clue why) so he was pressing against my anal region. It was next to impossible not to fart because of the pressure on the inside from his fingers. Thankfully I never did or he likely would have reacted the same way our friend Josh did. Hence he is an ex.
Anyway, my point is, the urge is hard to fight, and the best way to never get laid again is to make your women feel guilty about it.
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