Shizukana

It's always been sort of a running joke in comedies and whatever that women sometimes fake orgasms. I've asked my girlfriend of four years about this a few different times, and she's assured me that she wouldn't do such a thing.

So, we were watching a Wanda Sykes comedy special, and she's talking about faking orgasms and the thought process behind it. My girlfriend starts laughing hysterically, and I kind of give her a quizzical "ummm wtf?" kind of look. She then proceeds to tell me something to the effect of, "That's so true!" I glare, and she says, "But honestly, I've only done it probably twice in the entire time we've been together."

Twice in four years is not a lot, granted. But it still pisses me off that she would lie about it, and then try to pass it off as okay just because it's only happened a few times. Faking an orgasm, to me, would be like me saying, "Yes honey, I think you look lovely in that dress!" when I really think it's ugly and she looks like a (insert word here) in it. It's a ruse, and I don't appreciate it.

I guess my question is, should I be so upset about it? I feel justified in being upset, but I guess I'm looking to find out if I'm the only one who feels this way.

Thanks...

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