Okay, we all fart. I fart, you fart, we all fart. End of discussion.
Frankly, when you get really relaxed, who the hell knows what comes out of you.
I've made a few mistakes in etiquette before - one girl who I was dating was on the pill. Since we had both been tested as clean, we didn't use a condom. After I came, apparently I had cum a lot and it started to "come back out." When she went to wipe, I made a lousy comment and she got SOOOO embarrassed. Won't do that again. (However, she WAS wiping herself right in front of me. It was both funny and a little strange.)
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