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Old 09-13-2004, 09:30 AM   #25 (permalink)
Redlemon
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Originally Posted by RAGEAngel9
No Mallrats jokes yet?
Well, someone has to do it. Might as well be me...
Quote:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S.: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S.: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
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