On a related note, the White House today announced that the U.S. is actually home to millions of doctors. White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card stated that the number of doctors in the U.S. "proves that those socialist ninnies in France can't compete with the smarts of the American populace."
Beth McMillan of Chicago was surprised to learn of her stature as one of the nation's millions of health care workers after applying a bandage to her 7 year old daughter's boo-boo. "I'm thrilled," said the tired looking mother of two. "I'd always wanted to be a doctor but could never really afford the tuition of medical school. I can't wait to buy my first Mercedes. I hope my new career doesn't interfere with my job at Home Depot."
