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Like other's have said-grow up! No one has complete control of their nether regions. O'kay, maybe we suddenly get the urge to pee when we're outside or in the basement or elsewhere. We clamp our legs shut and do the speed-walk-waddle thing (at least for females) as fast as we can to the toilet.
Most of the time we make it and then do the light-speed, "fumble with the button/zipper/elastic as fast as we can, yank them down, get your butt on the seat before the dam breaks" maneuver.
The same happens with sex, if it's immenent and you're in the middle of something hot-n-heavy, then it's either (if you can, at the expense of some discomfort or pain) hold it in if possible, or if not, then shit/farts/piss/queefs happen. (Shitting on accident vs. intentionally I'm sure has happened, thankfully not to me!). Oh, and don't forget the come from both sexes.
Question- How do you know that it was a fart from the bowels (did it smell?) or air from her vagina? If there was no smell than chances are it was from the latter and in that case than most likely, you're the one who led to it happening in the first place. If you can't accept normal biological funtions, than maybe you're too immature to be having sex or possibly should hit your local library and read up about sex and sexuality.
Losing faith in women because of a biological function that every human being does? Puuleeese. If that's your stance, then you're doomed to never have a long-term relationship with a woman...Unless you meet up with one who is made up of micro-chips, plastic and rubber and is programmed to say " whatever you wish or don't wish master!".
Ali
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