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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-10-04
2 more short ones from "Fuzzy Memories"
(The supposed childhood memories of Jack Handey)
Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.
Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, "within reason." Wen I asked her what she meant by "within reason," she said, "You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man."
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