Superbelt

I hate the flip-flop bullshit so much.

And it makes me feel so childish. Either you are so stupid that you actually believe that meme, or you use it anyway (fully knowing it's a bullshit charge) because it gets under the skin of the other side and detracts from real issues.

It makes me think none of us ever made it past kindergarden.

Johnny: can I play with that ball?

Bully: NO!

Johnny: Please?

Bully: I heard you eat poop!

Johnny: No I don't!

Bully: I heard you did. You're a poop eater!

Johnny: What? I don't eat poop!

Bully: Poop eater, poop eater!

Johnny: Shut up! Why are you lying about me?

Bully: Poop eater, poop eater!

(Other classmates): Poop eater, poop eater!

chorus of half the playground: Poop eater, Poop eater! Johnny eats poop!

*Johnny cries.


/so does Jesus.