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*toes line*
Beware Of Canadians!
An American, an Australian, and a Canadian were sitting in a bar one day
enjoying a few beers.
The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then threw
the glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set his handgun
on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great
U.S. of A., they had so much money they never drank out of the same glass
twice.
Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and
shot the glass with the American's gun. As he was setting the gun back on
the bar, he proclaimed that in Australia they had so much sand that glass
was cheap, and he too never drank from the same glass twice.
Finally, the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and
shot the American.
As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the Australian that
in Canada, we have so many Americans, that you never have to drink with the
same one twice.
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