I know this is old, but I actually rather enjoyed it.
I'll make no apologies, as it's patently "anti-bush", but I think it's worth reading nonetheless.
http://slate.msn.com/id/2100064/
For the record, I stumbled across it as I was looking for a "Kerry-ism" to balance the humourous Bush quotation of the day I posted yesterday. I am anti-Bush, but like to work towards
some degree of bi-partisanship! Would you believe I couldn't find any? Plenty of silly conservative Kerry-isms that simply attacked him on points of policy. But no utterances of complete nonesense that we have come to love and enjoy from Bush.
Mr Mephisto