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First, you must sacrifice a virgin chicken by the light of a blue moon.
Then you must chant this phrase while standing on your left foot: "Here, kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty. Send me the bitches, heeeeeere kitty kitty."
Works every time.
Seriously, if you're looking for "proven methods" go check your Spam. Otherwise, be well-groomed, polite, reasonably interesting, and you should have no problem meeting compatible women. "Getting" them is another story and depends on far too many variables for anybody to provide you generic advice.
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"If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
- Anatole France
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