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yster · 09-01-2004, 10:57 PM

Thought I'd post one or two of these per day, I have 4 books of Jack Handey Quotes (As seen on Saturday Night Live).

From "Fuzzy Memories"

I think the best Thanksgiving I ever had was the one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey. We had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine.
Later I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them, and I caught them eating a little turkey.
I guess that wasn't really the best Thanksgiving.

09-01-2004, 10:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-01-04 Thought I'd post one or two of these per day, I have 4 books of Jack Handey Quotes (As seen on Saturday Night Live). From "Fuzzy Memories" I think the best Thanksgiving I ever had was the one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey. We had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine. Later I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them, and I caught them eating a little turkey. I guess that wasn't really the best Thanksgiving. Last edited by yster; 09-01-2004 at 11:01 PM..