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Thought I'd post one or two of these per day, I have 4 books of Jack Handey Quotes (As seen on Saturday Night Live).

From "Fuzzy Memories"

I think the best Thanksgiving I ever had was the one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey. We had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine.
Later I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them, and I caught them eating a little turkey.
I guess that wasn't really the best Thanksgiving.

Kazic

heh so messed up.

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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man
affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening
to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989