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Just coughed...blew chow into my mouth
WTF?!?! I'm sitting here minding my own business, making some posts, I take a brief sip of water and instead of drinking it I breathed it in. The ensuing events can only be described as absolutely horrific.
Not wanting to spew water and saliva all over my monitor and keyboard, I "wisely" stifled the initial cough only to discover my mistake too late. That initial cough would surely have freed me from the inevitable catastrophe that was to follow. I started coughing uncontrollably, and then the wretching started, followed by more uncontrollable coughing...deep coughing, like into your small intestine coughing.
As I realized that I was passed the point of no return, I turned away from the computer. At that point, the frozen pizza I had for dinner made a round trip from my stomach into my mouth and back...delightful. The best part is that not all of it made it back down. I had a decision to make and not a lot of time to make it...spit the chunks on the floor or swallow them back down after collecting them one at a time with my tongue. I chose the latter. Not even Mama Celeste can make a pizza that tastes good twice...I'm here to testify.
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It was like that when I got here....I swear.
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