Just coughed...blew chow into my mouth - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SaltPork · 08-26-2004, 09:02 PM

WTF?!?! I'm sitting here minding my own business, making some posts, I take a brief sip of water and instead of drinking it I breathed it in. The ensuing events can only be described as absolutely horrific.

Not wanting to spew water and saliva all over my monitor and keyboard, I "wisely" stifled the initial cough only to discover my mistake too late. That initial cough would surely have freed me from the inevitable catastrophe that was to follow. I started coughing uncontrollably, and then the wretching started, followed by more uncontrollable coughing...deep coughing, like into your small intestine coughing.

As I realized that I was passed the point of no return, I turned away from the computer. At that point, the frozen pizza I had for dinner made a round trip from my stomach into my mouth and back...delightful. The best part is that not all of it made it back down. I had a decision to make and not a lot of time to make it...spit the chunks on the floor or swallow them back down after collecting them one at a time with my tongue. I chose the latter. Not even Mama Celeste can make a pizza that tastes good twice...I'm here to testify.

sailor · 08-26-2004, 09:07 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK, Im drunk.

Paradise Lost · 08-26-2004, 09:08 PM

I gotta say... That sucks.

Other than maybe dieing, stuff going down the wrong pipe has to be the crappiest thing that ever happens to you physically, that has nothing to do with virus/disease.

Chuckles · 08-26-2004, 09:37 PM

oh man lol live and learn

Fremen · 08-27-2004, 12:13 AM

That's what hats were invented for...

fhqwhgads · 08-27-2004, 01:19 AM

I'm sorry, but if you drown in a glass of water, I'd have to nominate you for the Darwin awards.

HeadyIncognito · 08-27-2004, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrkime

Not even Mama Celeste can make a pizza that tastes good twice...I'm here to testify.

Can Mama Celeste make a frozen pizza that tastes good at least once? So far, all the frozen pizza I've had tastes like crap.

bigoldalphamale · 08-27-2004, 05:04 AM

YES!!!!! YES!!!! THAT ROCKS!!!!! *head bangs*

SaltPork · 08-27-2004, 12:13 PM

HeadyIncognito : Not so much, but it beats being hungry.

fhqwhgads: I would think it would have only garnered an honorable mention at best.

Fremen: Sadly no hats were available, nor was a garbage can.

Giant Hamburger · 08-27-2004, 12:40 PM

It is a pity that you had no baby birds nearby to feed.

iliketoast · 08-29-2004, 02:15 AM

Lesson, if you need to cough, cough. Else you invite disaster.
An ex of mine was eating at an easter lunch thing and accidentaly inhaled a piece of fry, instead of coughing an corrceting it, she tok a few depe breathes, and regained her composure, as to not embarrass her or her family. Fast forward a wek and a half... shes in the hospital with a horrbile infection in her lung, spent about 6 days there. Then another couple weeks on meds to clear up all the other problems that infected potatoe chunk caused. All could've been avoided by a few good hacks.

Fly · 08-29-2004, 07:44 AM

was it a really acidic taste 2nd time 'round?

and........did your eyes water?

goddfather40 · 08-29-2004, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadyIncognito

Can Mama Celeste make a frozen pizza that tastes good at least once? So far, all the frozen pizza I've had tastes like crap.

All I can say about that is "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!"

mr sticky · 08-30-2004, 05:31 AM

Are we sure this isn't clavus posting as wrkime?

SaltPork · 08-30-2004, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

was it a really acidic taste 2nd time 'round?

and........did your eyes water?

Not too acidic...just that vomitish taste. Did my eyes water....hmmm, did my eyes water? They watered like they would if Mama Celeste had been taking me from behind.

SaltPork · 08-30-2004, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr sticky

Are we sure this isn't clavus posting as wrkime?

I will never, ever be as entertaining as Clavus, for a couple of reasons:
1. My life is fairly boring and uneventful...mostly.
2. I am not as good of a writer as Clavus...not even close, but thanks for the comparison.

hossified · 08-30-2004, 09:54 AM

now you've had a taste of what drowning is like! I still think it would be the worst way to go!

orphen · 08-30-2004, 10:14 AM

does laughing at you make me a bad person?

SaltPork · 08-30-2004, 11:13 AM

orphen, you laughing at me makes you normal...evil, but normal.

dnd · 08-30-2004, 11:22 AM

thats worse then when i sneezed lettuce out of my noise!

Erlein · 09-05-2004, 04:46 AM

That definetely has to be one of the worst posts I've ever read. But it entertains me so much at 2:45 in the morning.

Love this job...

08-26-2004, 09:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Just coughed...blew chow into my mouth WTF?!?! I'm sitting here minding my own business, making some posts, I take a brief sip of water and instead of drinking it I breathed it in. The ensuing events can only be described as absolutely horrific. Not wanting to spew water and saliva all over my monitor and keyboard, I "wisely" stifled the initial cough only to discover my mistake too late. That initial cough would surely have freed me from the inevitable catastrophe that was to follow. I started coughing uncontrollably, and then the wretching started, followed by more uncontrollable coughing...deep coughing, like into your small intestine coughing. As I realized that I was passed the point of no return, I turned away from the computer. At that point, the frozen pizza I had for dinner made a round trip from my stomach into my mouth and back...delightful. The best part is that not all of it made it back down. I had a decision to make and not a lot of time to make it...spit the chunks on the floor or swallow them back down after collecting them one at a time with my tongue. I chose the latter. Not even Mama Celeste can make a pizza that tastes good twice...I'm here to testify. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

08-26-2004, 09:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK, Im drunk. __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

08-26-2004, 09:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	I gotta say... That sucks. Other than maybe dieing, stuff going down the wrong pipe has to be the crappiest thing that ever happens to you physically, that has nothing to do with virus/disease. __________________ "Marino could do it."

08-27-2004, 12:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	That's what hats were invented for... __________________ Google

08-27-2004, 12:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	HeadyIncognito : Not so much, but it beats being hungry. fhqwhgads: I would think it would have only garnered an honorable mention at best. Fremen: Sadly no hats were available, nor was a garbage can. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

08-26-2004, 09:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	oh man lol live and learn

08-27-2004, 01:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	I'm sorry, but if you drown in a glass of water, I'd have to nominate you for the Darwin awards.

08-27-2004, 05:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	YES!!!!! YES!!!! THAT ROCKS!!!!! head bangs

08-27-2004, 12:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	It is a pity that you had no baby birds nearby to feed.

08-29-2004, 02:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
iliketoast Upright	Lesson, if you need to cough, cough. Else you invite disaster. An ex of mine was eating at an easter lunch thing and accidentaly inhaled a piece of fry, instead of coughing an corrceting it, she tok a few depe breathes, and regained her composure, as to not embarrass her or her family. Fast forward a wek and a half... shes in the hospital with a horrbile infection in her lung, spent about 6 days there. Then another couple weeks on meds to clear up all the other problems that infected potatoe chunk caused. All could've been avoided by a few good hacks.

08-29-2004, 07:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	was it a really acidic taste 2nd time 'round? and........did your eyes water? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2004, 05:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
mr sticky Psycho Location: NC	Are we sure this isn't clavus posting as wrkime? __________________ The sad thing is... as you get older you come to realize that you don't so much pilot your life, as you just try to hold on, in a screaming, defiant ball of white-knuckle anxious fury

08-30-2004, 09:54 AM	#17 (permalink)
hossified face f$cker Location: canada	now you've had a taste of what drowning is like! I still think it would be the worst way to go!

08-30-2004, 10:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
orphen Insane	does laughing at you make me a bad person?

08-30-2004, 11:13 AM	#19 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	orphen, you laughing at me makes you normal...evil, but normal. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

08-30-2004, 11:22 AM	#20 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	thats worse then when i sneezed lettuce out of my noise! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

09-05-2004, 04:46 AM	#21 (permalink)
Erlein Upright Location: Hawaii, at the moment..	That definetely has to be one of the worst posts I've ever read. But it entertains me so much at 2:45 in the morning. Love this job... __________________ That's Life: Trust and you are betrayed, don't trust and you betray yourself.