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Hail Citizens!
Here is some sage advice when you go giant hamburgering.
When you first see the hamburger... Stand your ground!
This may be difficult. Facing an aggressive burger can be a terrifying experience but physical contact initiated by the sandwich itself is very rare. Most sandwiches stop short of an all out attack.
Try to appear non-threatening. Talk to the hamburger in a firm voice. This may calm the burger as well as yourself.
Do not shout or throw anything at a sandwich acting suggestively. It may provoke an attack.
When the hamburger is not moving towards you, cautiously try to decrease your distance keeping your eye on the burger at all times. Remember, you have entered its personal space. You are lucky to be there. Shortening the distances quickly as possible is the best way to resolve the situation to your benefit.
Don't try this with bears.
-GH
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