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08-19-2004, 11:46 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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I like saying that...
pickle-stick..... pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick..... pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick..... pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....
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08-19-2004, 11:55 AM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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stickle pick
mothafucka.
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08-19-2004, 12:35 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Someone who worships at the alter of GH...
 Foolish Women! Bow before the majesty of GH! (and wipe that stupid grin off your face!)  I suspect this has elements of the toasted western infiltrating the pureness of the Giant Hamburger... a travesty... heretical!  You'd better try this! The food that bites back...  This is actually at the Art Gallery of Ontario and I've witnessed its majesty in person... not only giant, its huge. I just want to crawl up and go to sleep on it...  When the hamburger revolution comes it will be like this...  This fool child doesn't know what evil he has unleased upon the world... 
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08-19-2004, 01:25 PM
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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You honor me with this thread.
There will be a place for you in my new world order. First, we must eliminate all those who disrespect the hamburger.  Kang will pay dearly for his insolence. One million hamburgers to the hero that brings me his disembodied head. -GH |
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08-19-2004, 03:53 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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08-19-2004, 03:55 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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damn...dopey ham-bee-glers...
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08-19-2004, 11:55 PM
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Location: Mostly standing in a blue semi-circle
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08-20-2004, 06:23 AM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Gomez's Celestial Hamburger!
That reminds me of an old thread... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=4396 Those were the days. |
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08-20-2004, 07:33 AM
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Location: Scenic Drive
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---------------------------------------------------- Now to the subject at hand, unfortunately there have been repeated sightings of these meccas to the "little burger", springing up all over the country. We as GIANT HAMBURGER fans must resist the lure of the low price, and dainty size. They are probably just a fly by night company that won't amount to anything anyway, but it always pays to be vigilant.  |
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08-20-2004, 08:10 AM
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Psycho
Location: Above you
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08-20-2004, 12:52 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Deadly Fremen!
This is especially for you... http://www.agitatednative.com/audio/...hamburgers.mp3 You have done me a great service. Many thanks, -GH |
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08-24-2004, 01:02 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Citizens!
Here is some sage advice when you go giant hamburgering. When you first see the hamburger... Stand your ground! This may be difficult. Facing an aggressive burger can be a terrifying experience but physical contact initiated by the sandwich itself is very rare. Most sandwiches stop short of an all out attack. Try to appear non-threatening. Talk to the hamburger in a firm voice. This may calm the burger as well as yourself. Do not shout or throw anything at a sandwich acting suggestively. It may provoke an attack. When the hamburger is not moving towards you, cautiously try to decrease your distance keeping your eye on the burger at all times. Remember, you have entered its personal space. You are lucky to be there. Shortening the distances quickly as possible is the best way to resolve the situation to your benefit. Don't try this with bears. -GH |
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