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Old 08-19-2004, 07:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Heres one for the Giant Hamburger...

Anybody got any thing else?


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Old 08-19-2004, 11:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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That's just silly.


He's supposed to take the pickle-stick out.
He'll poke his eye out, and that's just not right!
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I like saying that...

pickle-stick.....
pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....
pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....
pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....pickle-stick.....
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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stickle pick
mothafucka.
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Someone who worships at the alter of GH...


Foolish Women! Bow before the majesty of GH! (and wipe that stupid grin off your face!)


I suspect this has elements of the toasted western infiltrating the pureness of the Giant Hamburger... a travesty... heretical!


You'd better try this! The food that bites back...


This is actually at the Art Gallery of Ontario and I've witnessed its majesty in person... not only giant, its huge. I just want to crawl up and go to sleep on it...


When the hamburger revolution comes it will be like this...


This fool child doesn't know what evil he has unleased upon the world...
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Old 08-19-2004, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You honor me with this thread.
There will be a place for you in my new world order.

First, we must eliminate all those who disrespect the hamburger.

Kang will pay dearly for his insolence.

One million hamburgers to the hero that brings me his disembodied head.
-GH
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Old 08-19-2004, 01:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Just cause it's good to know how to say it in a different language...
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Old 08-19-2004, 02:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hand rolled for you GH.........enjoy!!!


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Old 08-19-2004, 03:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2004, 03:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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damn...dopey ham-bee-glers...
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Old 08-19-2004, 04:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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damn...dopey ham-bee-glers...

said the guy who wrestles pigs...........










hey GH!!!!........is that you in the middle of that orgy or what?
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You honor me with this thread.
There will be a place for you in my new world order.

First, we must eliminate all those who disrespect the hamburger.
Kang will pay dearly for his insolence.

One million hamburgers to the hero that brings me his disembodied head.
-GH
I cannot offer you this infidels head but I have stumbled upon some information as to where he is headed. Acording to the latest L-SAT telemetry readouts they are heading straight for the Hamburger galaxy!



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Old 08-20-2004, 06:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Gomez's Celestial Hamburger!

That reminds me of an old thread...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=4396

Those were the days.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Gomez's Celestial Hamburger!

That reminds me of an old thread...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=4396

Those were the days.
Anybody that knows Uno, knows he couldn't let that choice tidbit dangle out in front of him any longer...had to go take a peek, and make a smart assed comment.

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Now to the subject at hand, unfortunately there have been repeated sightings of these meccas to the "little burger", springing up all over the country. We as GIANT HAMBURGER fans must resist the lure of the low price, and dainty size. They are probably just a fly by night company that won't amount to anything anyway, but it always pays to be vigilant.

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Old 08-20-2004, 08:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2004, 12:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
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GH, I'll take those 1,000,000 hamburgers now.

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Old 08-20-2004, 12:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Hail Deadly Fremen!

This is especially for you...
http://www.agitatednative.com/audio/...hamburgers.mp3
You have done me a great service.

Many thanks,
-GH
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Aww, nurtz! My speakers are shot.
I guess I'll let someone else claim the bounty.

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Old 08-22-2004, 09:12 AM   #19 (permalink)
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it's a good tune too Fre.......fix your damn speaks man........
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Hail Citizens!

Here is some sage advice when you go giant hamburgering.

When you first see the hamburger... Stand your ground!

This may be difficult. Facing an aggressive burger can be a terrifying experience but physical contact initiated by the sandwich itself is very rare. Most sandwiches stop short of an all out attack.

Try to appear non-threatening. Talk to the hamburger in a firm voice. This may calm the burger as well as yourself.

Do not shout or throw anything at a sandwich acting suggestively. It may provoke an attack.

When the hamburger is not moving towards you, cautiously try to decrease your distance keeping your eye on the burger at all times. Remember, you have entered its personal space. You are lucky to be there. Shortening the distances quickly as possible is the best way to resolve the situation to your benefit.

Don't try this with bears.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:46 PM   #21 (permalink)
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