Ok, so i'm in manhattan and i still love saying that, but anyway...
bought my female friend a 30 min massage and scalp massage treatment from bliss spa and thought..hmm, i'll get a 30 min massage for myself to see what it's all about...
so i'm in this place where there are scores of women walking around adn they send me upstairs to check in and change...they give a robe and flipflop shoes for the lcoker room and you go change and wait..most people just wear the robe and nothing else, so essentially, it's a nude thing..and hey, when in rome.....luckily, not many guys do this sort fo thing, so the lockers are pretty empty...
So i'm waiting in the lounge area for men and they have corona in ice for ya to enjoy before your treatment...so hey, why not, when in rome...
a dominican lady opens the door and leads me down through the scores of women to the massage rooms where the lights are low and soft music is playing..she says to disrobe and get under the blankets on the table..no biggie as she leaves the room..
So i'm laying buck nekkid (screw the nude term by this point) on a very comfy table with a blanket over me and i'm starting to get a teensy bit aroused bc it reminded me of past gf's when they would give me backrubs or what have you....
So she comes in and it's all quiet with the music and she pulls the blankets down and i'm feeling incredible by this point, but the smell of the lotion mixed with her smell hits me and it's insta-hard time...so here i am trying to relax while giving her a standing ovation, if you will..and no, this isn't a massage with a happy ending, so you're trying to keep it down for a change....
so covers are pulled and parts are exposed and manipulated and i'm thinking i'll be ok...till she holds the blanket up slightly and tells me to turn over......
at this point, i'm reciting major concertos in my head from some of the more boring music classes i've had and things are going fine and i'm drifting again....
afterwards, a nice fruit/cheese/cracker snack, another beer, a shower and steam and done...30 min massage took about 2 hrs...
So, i'm asking, has anyone else tried one? This was at
www.blissspa.com , which i'm told is one of the more exclusive places in manhattan, but was pretty inexpensive compared to places in charlotte. At any rate, i must say, it was awkward to become aroused during something that isn't supposed to be sexual at all...took a fwe to really calm back down, but my god, it felt soooo good....
anyway, thanks for letting me rant, fi you have anything to add, please feel free
