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Secret Police
Dunno if you all'v heard this one.
A tourist visitint russion stops by a bar to get a drink but he ran out of cash. so he looked around and he saw a bunch of guys with long beard getting free vodka. so he went up to the bartender and asks him why these guys wigth the long beard get free drinks.
"simple, the guys with the beard are police men, non police don't have beard"
the tourist sits around a bit then ask for a beer. he finishes his beer, gets up and is about to walk out as the bar tender stops him.
"you gotta pay"
"no i don't, come here" he turns around and walk into the bathroom.
the bartender was kinda confused but curious, he followed him anyways.
as the bartender walks in, he sees the tourist ass naked
"secret police" ...
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